A retarded guy who got stuck in the 70's fashion. He thinks he's really smart, but he's actually a loser who carpools with his dad or make his mom drop him off of work.
by h.yoto April 26, 2022
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Random guy: “Woah! What’s that hair style called?
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022
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by Brett vivl May 14, 2022
Get the Brett mug.A little bitch who usually refers to Tom Brady as the goat. He walks down the hallways of his school with a mega rager. If there was a word to describe him, it would be cunt since he always acts high and mighty but is really just a little bitch.
by Gaynig December 25, 2021
Get the Brett Schartner mug.Brett defined as , someones excessively using excuses. ie. I did not come make time or prioritize time because I got lazy I was too be turning up the night before.
by mo.money24 December 27, 2021
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Brett, shut up you like boys.
by Skibap January 28, 2022
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