Purple Blossom

A prolapsed anus. Think Goatse or a sphincter after raw anal sex.

A true sign of love for your girl is to slurp cum from her purple blossom.

by MegaHu February 19, 2009

Cock Blossom

N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.

Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.

1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!

2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.

by DPEX August 22, 2011

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

Blessed

When someone is on the spectrum (Autistic).

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..

by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019

Blessturbate

To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.

The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.

by theLondonlook February 21, 2015

bless down

The antonym of bless up, indicating a feeling of disappointment and/or hopelessness.

Karina: "I haven't pooped in four days."

Abbie: "Bless down."

by thot_thoughts May 17, 2017

Bless your heart

Aren’t you an idiot

He looked at her after she looked at the tv and said how do I work this he said bless your heart

by Drpimplepopper August 14, 2019