Air Bisquit

To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.

by 1691 July 30, 2006

no biscuit

A rebuke for ill-considered or unsuccessful behavior; often, a parody of the phrase, "Bad dog! No biscuit!"

A website devoted to bad writing and its prevention:
"Bad fanfic! No biscuit!"

A math teacher to a class:
"No! No cancelling across a plus sign! Bad algebra! No biscuit!"

A blogger about his slow computer:
"Bad network! No biscuit!"

by Amar Nagesh May 18, 2009

biscum

One who is both bisexual and scum.
Basically every bisexual is biscum.

"You should never trust biscum, they only want to get their dicks sucked but aren't willing to have real relationships." -butthurt faggot

by Biscum January 19, 2014

let's cut this biscuit

A phrase that is used used to signal, perhaps impatiently, a desire for something to begin. It could be a project, a trip, asking someone out--anything for which preparations have been made, and a specific goal is to be achieved.

1. "All right people, let's cut this biscuit!"

2. A: "So you ready to hit the party? Jenna's going to be there, you know."

B: "Yeah, man, let's cut this biscuit."

by pertnear December 9, 2008

biscuit chick

Chicks that are hot, but are also flaky.

Erin sure is hot, but she flaked on me twice last week. She is known as a biscuit chick.

by James5544 March 24, 2008

Techno Biscuits

Hot techno beats straight out of the oven. So tasty you just want to take a bite, but still too hot to eat.

1. As the band began to play, Josh got up to dance because it was techno biscuits.

2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.

by rsgerman1 November 16, 2009

skid biscuits

1. Small turds left in boxers or underwear due to improper wiping.

2. Full on shitting oneself due to fear or shock

1. Tyrek mamma say she tired of washing the skid biscuits out of his drawers.

2. When we was watching Chuckie the other night I got so skeered I made skid biscuits in my underwear.

by Turd Dancer April 8, 2010