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over the counter bender 

starting with the popular avatar the last air-bender series/movie an over the counter bender is the secret bending style not talked about by the nations of fire,water,earth,and air while anyone can become an over the counter bender it takes much skill and training if you wish to learn just ask your mother she has seen the bending style many times....
Fire bender: dude why is it that my girlfriend is so distant...

Water bender: maybe you should become an over the counter bender ?

Fire bender: but how do i learn such a fascinating art?

Water bender: your mother taught me everything i need to know about over the counter bending...
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fender bender 

The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.
Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!

Black Pudding Bender 

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.
Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.
Black Pudding Bender by Hereticdark September 13, 2011

morning bender 

A bender which takes place in the morning time.
"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"
morning bender by todddd May 1, 2008

Chocolate coated banana bender 

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

banana bender 

The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.
Person 1:Tom did you receive a banana bender last night?
Tom:Yeah I shelved the whole thing
banana bender by Mendax June 23, 2014

Ankle Bender

A term in the hockey player community describing players who take "hacks" or are very "chippy" to their opponents.
Dude, did you see that guy slash me?

Yeah man, these guys are total ankle benders!
Ankle Bender by Rambler13 May 18, 2006