crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017

Bat Cave

The most sacred of places in the whole multiverse, a place of true ascendance and powerful bat’age. Only a few know of the power held in the Bat Cave because many are not worth its power(see Buster for an example). Maintained by Mom and guarded by BrokeBoyKitty, Pop-eye, Buster the pup, Maggie and pup-pup. Fat Bats can be seen flying in and out 24/7, with the outside world not knowing how much actual drugs are in it...

Jason: Yo why can’t I come over?
StudJake: You are not high enough to enter the Bat Cave, you Buster ass nigga

by HolyChonger December 5, 2017

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014

bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015