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Bathroom Gap

(noun)

The part of the conversation you miss when you're in the bathroom. One can minimize the impact of their bathroom gap by timing it out to a less interesting part of the conversation, but it's impossible to ever truly know what one missed when they were in the bathroom.
Sam gets so anxious about bathroom gaps that he'll always peak his head out of the bathroom door and respond to things.
by petoavoidenceclub July 3, 2017
mugGet the Bathroom Gapmug.

Bathroom Chess

Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.
"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"
by CCG_2521 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Bathroom Chessmug.

bathrooms

bathrooms pee or peoop
i need to go to the bathrooms
by valentinebae February 16, 2023
mugGet the bathroomsmug.

Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
mugGet the Bathroom whoremug.

bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.
I was the victim of a bathroom bust.
by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024
mugGet the bathroom bustmug.

school bathrooms

Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death
by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023
mugGet the school bathroomsmug.

Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.
Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.
by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021
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