Bathroom Hopper

A person who vapes through out the day in a public school going from bathroom to bathroom.

Hey man that Dawson kid such a bathroom hopper. Yeah that’s like his second time in that bathroom in the last 3 periods.

by Fneofjtnejdjntnr March 13, 2021

3 bathrooms

Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.

Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms

by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020

Hawaii Bathroom

When your fart is toxic enough for someone to puke.

Man, I just had a Hawaii bathroom next to Andrea!

by GarrusVakarianMyLove September 21, 2022

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.

Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020