Purple Barney

I very potent strain of marijuana. Not quite as distinctly colored as some other purple strains, but has the same potentcy and similiar smell

I just bought some really dank purple barney from joe.

by soocersway2cool August 9, 2008

Barney

A stupid purple dionasour benr on taking over the minds of little kids.

My sister did a barney yeterday.

by Mister bunnywiggles May 13, 2005

Barney

Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat

Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes"

Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"

by the lobster king June 2, 2010

barnesdrunk

Intoxicated to an extremely heightened state of drunkeness, usually in reference to one who can't stand up yet trys to fight everyone in sight.

"Yo Hick, if that Biddy tries to fight you just ignore him, he's barnesdrunk."

"Last night some Moxon got all barnesdrunk and boxed that Gibbler's teets!"

by Hurp July 23, 2008

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

barney har har

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

by Cheyne Smith January 1, 2008

Duncan Barkes

Talksport presenter.Tommy Boyd fills in for him sometimes on another station which is quite ironic.

I'm at talksport and Boyd is covering for me somewhere else.

by James H Reeve July 23, 2004