ass bandit

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

by John Milanese June 11, 2006

grundle bandit

Someone whose sole purpose in life is to munch grundle.

That bitch is such a freak, she loves licking my gooch. She is known as the neighborhood grundle bandit.

by ReasyweezyE July 27, 2009

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005

Fuck Bandit

One who sails the seven virgin seas gittin' sloppy on a public vessel while stealing all ye' fucks.

"'Ey niggah, check out 'dat fuck bandit out dere slangin rock 'n' sippin' on fowties like it wuddin-nuttin."
-Benjamin Franklin
a.k.a Bo Vice

by NiggaVann April 18, 2009

back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

by jono September 7, 2003

masked bandit

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006

The bottle cap bandits

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.

Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

by Theskankmaster October 1, 2006