Burrito fuck

When and your partner wrap yourselves in a blanket/towel and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
Can we go to the beach and burrito fuck?

I always cum so hard when we burrito fuck!
by Strawberry wheels August 09, 2020
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meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.
Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.
by Meaty Burrito February 16, 2016
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Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.
Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"
by Mount Philimanjaro February 02, 2016
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burrito on the floor

To swaddle oneself in an enveloping way with an article of comfort whilst laying on the floor.
I want to go burrito on the floor right now.
by Itsyaboiskinnypeen November 21, 2019
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Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.
Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.
by Cryptic anonymity August 13, 2017
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Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.
Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!
by Mc_Lovin' January 05, 2012
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cloudy burrito

(n): When a straight man is drinking and extremely horny and decides to have sexual intercourse with another very drunk man.
Last Thursday you where out drinking with with your friends and no girl was going to be going home with you, so you had a cloudy burrito with your best friend and now you don't talk any more.
by Mertenith November 07, 2013
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