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Breakdown Burrito 

A burrito you make during a mental breakdown
Yeah it’s 3 AM and I’m just hanging out eating a Breakdown Burrito
Breakdown Burrito by catbat November 16, 2019

Baja Burrito 

The absolutely worst burrito you will ever have, served by Glacier Peak High-School, it is the most hideous and disgusting thing you will ever try. The Baja Burrito contains fried fish sticks and mediocre coleslaw with a horrendous aftertaste to it
Yo what they serving at lunch today?
The Baja Burrito...
Oh nevermind...
Baja Burrito by howtobanana January 24, 2022

Blue water burrito 

A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.

The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
I just laid a blue water burrito in the honey bucket.

smashed burrito 

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
smashed burrito by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

Texas Bean Burrito 

When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito
“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night
Texas Bean Burrito by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017

Boston Burrito 

when one cums in a large tube sock (preferably white) then proceeds to shit in the sock then smash it up until it is mixed well. next the sock is slapped across the womans face leaving a brown mark on her cheek.
Bitch got pissy last night, so i cheered her up with a good ol' Boston Burrito!
Boston Burrito by Zuno January 17, 2008