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bmw

wanna see some big bmw?
by cvcks78 March 9, 2022
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BMW

high performance vehicles largely produced in Germany that either has two wheels or four- In every case however, gives the driver an unapologetic and free license to drive like an absolute dick. BMW operators will Characteristically cut people off, use the right lane to past left lane speed-limit going goats, uses highway onramps as their personal launch pad, and of course employ 0-use of blinkers. Typically driven by younger rich pricks, drug dealers, mafia hitmen, or in general by those that cant stand Audi or Mercedes drivers.

Even if you're a rule biding driver, a BMW will make you into a dick. period. And that's just fine because everyone will get it- your in a BMW.
EXAMPLE 1: Dude why are you driving like a douche? - Sorry man its a BMW.

EXAMPLE 2: Are those two dealing drugs? Well its black M5 in a walgreens parkinglot at 3am so yeah, of course.
by Wutwutintha October 8, 2020
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BMW

It's a good car brand but it's unreliable as fuck. If you buy this expect your wallet to be empty.
John: Hey Gerald, I have a BMW 3 Series.
Gerald: Is it nice?
John: Yes but my wallet? Not so nice.
by coolman4054 November 23, 2020
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BMW

He took his pants off and had a hot BMW.
So I took it for a ride.
by Peepgame April 13, 2019
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BMW

Beautiful Mexican Woman

Beautiful Mexican Wife
I just got myself a “bmw” ... wow new car??? No; a beautiful Mexican woman

I’m marrying my “bmer” ... what? Who marries a car??? Nop it’s my Beautiful Mexican Wife
by Edalou February 18, 2019
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Bmw

Girl:Hey you heard about Christians BMW

Girl 2: yea I head it's 12"
by Daddybulldop May 27, 2019
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BMW

If you drive a bmw m you are the best driver on the road and get hate by people In there shitty
Zafiras
Wow arnold drives a bmw he is an alpha male unlike Jayden the beta man in his zafira
by Sir dingle berry handpumo January 12, 2021
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