Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

BJ Gasket

A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.

Girl had cute little lips until she got that BJ Gasket installed.

by wfukradio October 9, 2023

Larne BJ

The act of receiving a blowjob whilst on a cliff or in a mountainous region.

Rick: 'Yo did you hear that Mark one was getting sucked off again last night'

Bryan: 'probably a Larne BJ giving his cragged surroundings'

by Jnrrpg July 5, 2010

L. BJ

Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.

I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

BJ

short for blowjob but can also mean BIG JENSEN

what up BJ???

by the beanie puller March 22, 2022

BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 April 13, 2011

The Flounder BJ

A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.

He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.

While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.

by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019