British

A good, fun, tea-loving, good sitcom-producing bunch of people. Some Irish resent them for constantly taking over the small country and owning 2/3 of Ulster.

Generally good people but as an Irish person I'm a little cautious in case more riots (eg the Troubles, Easter Rising, Plantations) break out.

British people speak in lots of dialects.

by MissyUseless-and-Irish April 28, 2011

british accent

The british accents are the most annoying accents in the world. Note I said "accents" as they can be an English accent, or a Scottish one or a Welsh one or a Northern Irish one.

Believed by many people to indicate a genius that simply isn't there. Also believed by many to indicate a sophistication that isn't there either.

Former colonies of Her Royal Majesty tend to have much better (and sexier) accents than those of the Motherland.

Examples of british accents: Those really obnoxious wanks in HEX, MI-5 and Coupling.

by Her Most Royal Majesty October 3, 2007

british

Nice people who live in a country with a good history and nice nature, they don't live in average American houses, the average family lives in a small house. But that's usually very normal. American cartoons often mistake the British for highly boring people who were tuxedos and fancy outfits with a bowler hat or a top hat which always speak unusually from the past. The British capital city is London.

British: Hey, nice to meet you.
American: What the hell?! WHERE'S YOUR FANCY-PANTS OUTFIT AND ACCENT?! FUCKING HELL!

by Nooboob January 3, 2010

british beavah

A beavah that is of British descent, speaks with a British accent, usually has an angry look on his face, and carries around a British flag.

Oh my goodness, look, it's the British beavah!

by TheSarahJ October 26, 2007

british

Someone who is so proud of themselves, they fuck up their country. Including, they happen to be the most selfish humans, be careful.

British can be selfish, be careful.

by Don't-Assume-Before-Me September 10, 2016

British People

A group of people with hilarious accents that mostly live on an island off the coast of the REAL Europe. Are notable for their hatred of Americans despite the fact that, unlike many other nations, they don't actually have a good reason for it. Their most meaningful contribution to the modern world is the video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

British People: Wot wot, etc.

by Krish2 May 9, 2010

British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker

Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.

by thickness May 4, 2007