The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023
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dat axe

A popular minecraft term used by those who kill another with an axe.
Oh I just killed that guy... Dat axe!
by MinecraftGod May 31, 2014
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battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.
Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
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axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.
You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.
by Angus viejo April 21, 2020
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I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)
Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"
by anonymous April 28, 2024
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Ax Wounde

It's a pussy!
Last night I bottomed out in that Ax Wounde!
by Pussy Killa February 18, 2010
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