contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Monster/Alien

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

by mosscrab December 11, 2015

beelegal aliens

A quoloquial term for Africanized killer bees. It most likely came from the fact that most Africanized killer bees were born in South America and due to migration moved north across the US, Mexico border.

Jeff: Oh shit bees

Tim: wtf are you on acid
Jeff: they’re beelegal aliens

Tim: what... you mean aFrIcAnIzEd KiLlEr BeEs
Jeff: dies

Tim: Got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 12, 2018

scream alien

When the middle and high frequencies in an audio system have an accurate, flat response. Vocals sound like something from another world.

Yo dawg, this new car's speakers absolutely SCREAM alien.

by realmartyp July 6, 2019

clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

Saw the Alien

To become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.

Obama decided not to close Guantanamo Bay after he became president and he saw the alien. It turns out that the war on terror is a massive cover-up for alien activity in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I went to Carl's Jr. for a double six dollar burger until I saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.

by dizzyhayride January 7, 2011

Pulling an Adien

Giving a female sexual pleasure so poorly that she’d rather take a expired 15% off coupon to Chili’s.

Bro did you hear Alexis roasting John for pulling an Adien last night? What a virgin.

by GoldenToastTX August 30, 2020