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attractive

something that you are not and never will be
you: i don't feel attarctive today
everyone who has ever existed: because you're not attractive
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Attractive

You! Hope you have a good day! 🤗
Person 1: Hey did you see that person?

Person 2: Ikr aren't they so attractive
by Loveyourself<3 1437 June 30, 2022
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Kid-Attracted Person

KAP for short.

An alternative term for people who don't like MAP (Minor-Attracted Person). A common alternative people use is YAP (Youth-Attracted Person), but "youth" has wildly different definitions depending on the country. "Kid" is generally considered to refer to people who are 0-17 years old.
They are a kid-attracted person.
by Shugunou October 18, 2025
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Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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Minor Attracted Person

A more politically correct word for "pedophile," coined by Allyn Walker, used by woke leftists, especially trans and LGBTQ+ woke liberals with green hair who accuse all right-wingers of being pedophiles and gun-toters, definitely not while projecting their own filthy disgusting perverted minds onto half the planet
The word pedophile is "stigmatizing" and in order to be more inclusive of demon-possessed perverts we call them "Minor Attracted Persons" as this is less "stigmatizing."
by standing up for what's right December 11, 2025
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