Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

shit

Something which comes out of george bushes mouth

George bush was talking to his dad then shit came out his mouth and made a video about it (2 boys 1 cup?)

by Thurminator December 31, 2008

The Shit

"The Shit" is an endearing term used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is the best or close to it in its category.

Chris Ferguson is so good at poker. He is THE SHIT.

That roller coaster was the best in the park. It is THE SHIT.

by skizziks March 24, 2009

shit

in the olden days, manure was transported on ships but it would explode because the gas produced from the manure couldn't escape. To prevent explosions, the manure was identified with S.H.I.T, meaning, "Ship High in Transit."

"when the shit hits the fan"

by tbone00 August 12, 2007

shit

good thing. like your the best.

1.'omg ben is the SHIT bbe!'

2.'nah dont fuck wit tanya she is tha shit hollaaa!'

by Laura Reppin Steel Cityy November 8, 2007

shitted

The word shitted derives from the phrase "being high as a kite" . To get shitted you must intake copious amounts Marijuana. The best marijuana to get shitted on is kush or hydro. If you smoke out door weed its just shit and you won't get the whole side effect of truly being shitted. To enjoy being shitted at its maximum peak make sure you prepare yourself well. Some items you will need are water, juice, cookies, pizza, chips and a well prepared set of lungs

that bowl just got me shitted

by ross boss July 15, 2014

and shits

because shit is never singular it always comes with something.

who bought all these things and shits? lots of garbage shits.

by CJ Perry May 15, 2006