by real_laxgod October 5, 2020
Get the dark alley mug.an actual queen and icon who nobody deserves because she’s so perfect in every way and is a princess and deserves to be treated the best way possible. she loves correcting your spelling errors and likes to write in all lowercase. she’s a snacc and is gay. she’s also sad! but abby tries her best to make her happy. she already has a soulmate so back off. aleya is so pretty it’s blinding also her eyes are blue and perfect just like the rest of her. she’s a wonderful human being who deserves only respec and love and affection (but only from abby) she is abbysexual btw and only she is allowed to be that. really she’s the only one allowed to think of abby and abby is the only one allowed to think of her because aleya is perfect and nice and ahhh. she tends to write in a spam of letters a lot “sksjksksksksksks” it’s v lovely. she stays up late and loves cookie dough ice cream. she loves dogs especially shiba inu’s and she’s a leo. she stans dan and phil and is happy tøp is back overall she is a bean who must be protected at all costs. 12/03/17 is her forever.
-ps she’s a ray of sunshine-
-ps she’s a ray of sunshine-
rat: oooh whos that absolute snacc
abby: that’s my womans aleya back off she’s my bubby and soulmate be gone thot
abby: that’s my womans aleya back off she’s my bubby and soulmate be gone thot
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also known as a heap of shite.
also known as a heap of shite.
"I've never been to prison, but I've been to alness academy so it's basically the same."
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"
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