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"ahahahaha sheeesh" said Alex
by Ninja75339 November 22, 2021
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This nigga got a big horse cock and %100 most likely too bang yo main girl already like damn alex a real life pimp. The landlord of all the trenches and u who is reading is most likely too be in his books. Ask yo girl about alex
Alex is a real life pimp and fucks all the girls that looks his way
by Alex L November 22, 2021
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Alex (Alexandra) The name of the most jaw-dropping beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. The hardest working girl you'll ever meet, she's smart, witty and funny, romantic, probably wants to watch HIMYM with you and is an amazing cook. She is an incredibly loving person, will always be there in your time of need or darkest moments, she will hold you in her arms or brush your hair in her lap when you cry, and reassure you everything is alright. She may not be a good dancer, but when you dance under street lights and the night sky with her, it's one of the most magical moments you'll experience. She likes to teach you new things, always inspires you to do better, not for her, but for yourself and your future. She is not afraid to be herself, she takes risks, follows her heart, and is spontaneous. If you get an Alex, love her like there's no tomorrow, treat her like the Queen she is, she deserves more love than that's in the world and over.
Guy 1: "She is the sweetest person I've met"
Guy 2: "what's her name?"
Guy1: "She must be an Alex, she's just the best..."
by A_DEE November 23, 2021
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An Alex is a strong adventurous being, who will do anything they put their mind to. Any efforts to tame an Alex will be thwarted; they will most certainly defy you!

Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!

Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.
I met an Alex on the weekend, they are stunning, and we had so much fun together!
by TWIST_IT_BOP_IT November 22, 2021
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The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021
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Alex is person that is kind but not funny
"Alex tell me a joke" - You

"Your mom" - Alex

"Thats not funny" - You
by ULTRA DADDY November 4, 2021
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is a wholesome but weird brother. The type that sucks ass and eats flabbage. Thinks he’s hot but has 4 J bags and a beer belly. Gets on our neves but is a precious chihuahua. Don’t be an Alex.
That mother fucker Alex..
by Alex #3 November 5, 2021
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