albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.

,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘

by Bella_101 November 25, 2021

Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time

You're such an albert

by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Albert

Slang for the words “Alright Bet”

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)

by alrp July 6, 2025

Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever

Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”

by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021