Albert

Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome

Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot

by youtuber1677 October 14, 2020

Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time

You're such an albert

by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.

My best friend is Albert and I love him.

by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023

Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever

Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”

by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021