The Wild African Rattlesnake, native to eastern Australia, is a ferocious snake, belonging to the Crotalinae (pit viper) family. It can be identified by its unique blue and yellow colors. Easily the most deadly of the rattle snakes, the Wild African Rattler can launch itself through the air for over 100 yards before injecting its venom into prey. In an interesting twist, The Wild African Rattler's rattle is on it's head, and its fangs are on its tail, which is the opposite of a traditional rattlesnake. The snake is blind, and finds prey with the sensors in it's tail. It's two intertwined fangs, which stiffen when stimulated (by nearby prey), carry a neurotoxin nearly 14 times stronger than that of the famous black mamba. The only known humans to survive a bite from one of these snakes are Chuck Norris and the late Steve Irwin. The primary prey of the wild African Rattler's primary prey are Kangaroos and small Aboriginal children. Virginia Opossums are immune to their venom, and are their only natural predators. They, unfortunately, live on an entirely different continents, though some Australian villages have begun to train the possums to protect them from this terrifying threat.
A solitary killer, the Wild African Rattler stalks its prey. sensing movement, it leaps some 80 yards before plunging it's fangs into a young kangaroo. The Rattler has found its meal for the day, and begins to eat.
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1)African American - generic terms for black people in America.
2) People who are being screwed by the government despite getting free money to attend college. Most of the grants that are given to African American are not full rides, so stop thinking they are. Also subject to predatory loans and Redlining.
3) Victims of Institutional Racism
2) People who are being screwed by the government despite getting free money to attend college. Most of the grants that are given to African American are not full rides, so stop thinking they are. Also subject to predatory loans and Redlining.
3) Victims of Institutional Racism
1) Oh look at the African American over there with his pants hanging down!
2) College board : " well congrats Drake, you've gotten our
Martin Luther King Grant."
Drake " Cool how much is it ?"
College Board : " $ 1,000"Drake " What?! It costs $5,000 to go here!"
College Board : " Sorry that the best we could do. you African American people never appreciate anything"
Drake " Damn honkeys, well i guess its time to call Sallie Mae"
2b) Realtor: " yes miss Jones i found you a place. "
Jones : " Okay thanks, where at?"
Realtor : " meet me and i ll show you "
Jones and Realtor go to location :
J : its all run down
R : Well it because your a high risk
J : Why because I'm African American ?
R : " exactly "
J : though isnt that illegal
R : nope its called redlining.
3 ) Fill out job applicaton to a office. Go in for an interview, they tell you to wait a couple of days and they 'll call you. You never get the call so you call back only to hear them say were sorry we were going to hire because of your resume but them when you came in for an interview we decided against it. "Why ?" hold on a second was it like because of something i said ?
Nope its because your African American
2) College board : " well congrats Drake, you've gotten our
Martin Luther King Grant."
Drake " Cool how much is it ?"
College Board : " $ 1,000"Drake " What?! It costs $5,000 to go here!"
College Board : " Sorry that the best we could do. you African American people never appreciate anything"
Drake " Damn honkeys, well i guess its time to call Sallie Mae"
2b) Realtor: " yes miss Jones i found you a place. "
Jones : " Okay thanks, where at?"
Realtor : " meet me and i ll show you "
Jones and Realtor go to location :
J : its all run down
R : Well it because your a high risk
J : Why because I'm African American ?
R : " exactly "
J : though isnt that illegal
R : nope its called redlining.
3 ) Fill out job applicaton to a office. Go in for an interview, they tell you to wait a couple of days and they 'll call you. You never get the call so you call back only to hear them say were sorry we were going to hire because of your resume but them when you came in for an interview we decided against it. "Why ?" hold on a second was it like because of something i said ?
Nope its because your African American
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Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
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