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Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.
Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.
by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021
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kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
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kitten dance

adorable fluff balls dancing.its going viral as you read this
john:*on you tube* look a kitten dance

caral : fuck you its adorable
by Ducks on Quack May 13, 2018
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kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
by taytay1212 November 18, 2011
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Bedside kitten

Performing sexual acts in front of your pet cat
Jeff gave Sarah the bedside kitten last night and fluffy loved it
by Bigballercaller December 1, 2011
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Piss Kitten

Generally, a Discord Kitten with or is subject to a piss kink. It may just refer to someone else or them being a “kitten”.
Hey piss kitten, it’s my daily pleasure time :)!

I’m a piss kitten, so I like watching you in agony >:)!
by Dadilongkok October 5, 2021
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shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin
"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"
by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023
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