kickass human

A person who does epic shit, lives life to the fullest and knows who they are. Doesn't apologize for being true to himself. Knows her purpose.

You have to be a kickass human to want to paragliding off a cliff.

by Spring13 May 24, 2017

human mortar

The act of bending a human over, inserting a funnel in their ass, feeding them laxatives, and letting the shit launch from their sphincter.

The enemy has taken the frontlines! Quickly, prepare the human mortars! They won’t expect such abrasive weaponry.

by Nireves October 23, 2018

Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.

"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."

by Mr Yellovich September 06, 2014

Human troll

Someone who plays into a persons games subsequently making others, mainly authority figures, mad

My teacher told max keeling stop being a human troll

by Jaylex January 25, 2022

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 06, 2011

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid May 07, 2018

sense of human

The sensibilities most humans in a society should display when in contact with other humans. A play on the phrase 'sense of humor'.

I wish Dave would show a sense of human and stop beating up anyone who flirts with his ex.

by A Whale's Fajita March 31, 2011