Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden February 25, 2012

pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 03, 2012

Cawn-Bread

A Southern bread made of egg, milk and cornmeal. Usually a delicacy cuisine in southern meals accompanied by a stew, or seafood.

Momma I made a whole pan of cawn-bread to go with that stew.

by Missmossy January 28, 2020

The Alpha Bread

The god that {breadist} people believe in. The ultimate life form.

The Alpha Bread created us.

The Alpha Bread loves us.

by motherhotbread June 15, 2015

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 01, 2011

Big Breaded

Having a buch of cash and being a BOSS.

"I'm rollin big breaded right now my cuddy"

by Gunchrote September 11, 2006

bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 29, 2008