toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

floppy stroke

put hand on someone's head and let it drop down to person's shoulders, repeat

*Jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. He repeats*.. "Is this how affection works?!"
Only way I could describe that action of apparent affection is a "floppy stroke".

by Nikmurder December 15, 2015

Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.

John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?

by Romrom March 06, 2012

Stroke face

The face one wears while attempting speech, only to have it come out as a jumble of nonsense.

Ex. Jimmy attempted to ask his friend a question, but got stroke face in the process.

by Carlos smitty June 20, 2021

stroke the kaftan

Stroking an unshaved, Middle Eastern pussy

Kaftan is a garment worn in the Middle East

He’s into Egyptian chicks and loves to stroke the kaftan.

by Dauphinelablonde January 01, 2020

Pilgrim Stroke

Masturbating to outdated poor pixel porn (72 dpi)

I was so desperate I pulled a Pilgrim Stroke to some old porn.

by Webflys September 21, 2018