Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.

I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.

by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017

Smart Lunch

A time for juniors and seniors to go off campus.

A time to laugh at the freshman and sophomores.

All the juniors and seniors went off campus while the freshman and sophomores stayed on for smart lunch.

by Destroyer of Worldsssssss October 14, 2013

Scott Smart

A man who got a wog eye due to a cum shot

He’s such a Scott smart

by SlagBag899 August 1, 2018

smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008

California Smart

Extremely Stupid Californian Girls

Wow, did you see hear that bitch? She California Smart

by jmc1967 October 9, 2017

smart fucker

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.

That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!

by rj adskins July 14, 2016

Stupid-Smart

When a person is smart but also has stupid tendencies.

My friend is stupid-smart, he knows how to spell intelligent words, but can't make a sandwich.

by MelTheWeeb October 8, 2021