Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.

Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!

by CozyBozy April 23, 2022

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Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022

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National Shannon Day

Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy

Hi, it's National Shannon Day

by wiggly Penguin March 8, 2023

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Shannon

He is very giving. Probably the most unselfish man yoive ever met. Has awesome taste in music, and an even better sense of humor. He wont ever judge you, because hes not even a judge. If you meet Shannon, don't EVER let him go. You will undeniably regret it.

I used to know Shannon. He was the one that got away.

by MissesRamey January 27, 2024

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