lube up for monday

To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.

Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.

by billyboombox January 10, 2015

Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday) you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)

ITS Monday Shine Day!!!!!!!

by pop off kween November 15, 2020

monday 3rd of may

national slap thon's forehead day

"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may

by niyikey May 01, 2021

Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.

Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.

by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 09, 2020

Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss

I had a “memory loss Monday”

by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021

I hate mondays

Polite version of “I hate niggers”

Can be used out in the open without consequences. Besides, who likes mondays?

That guy over there was trying to sell me crack! I hate mondays!

by Mrslagathor December 05, 2020

melanin girl monday

It’s the day in the week when we all appreciate the beauty of females with woolly hair and brown skin
Inspired by white girl Wednesday and Spanish girl Saturday

“Bro I’m so happy it’s melanin girl Monday can wait to hit up the ebony section”

“White girl Wednesday was Ight but I’m lookin forward to melanin girl Monday”

by p00peds3o0 June 18, 2019