Kyle

A motherfucker that likes Mountain Dew and punching walls

Kyle punched his wall while drinking Mountain Dew he is a crazy mother fucker

by Kyle the awesome mother fucker June 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.

"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"

by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019

Kyle

Registered sex offender, LOVES THE HINODE EMPIRE!!!! Usually manipulates people and a true sociopath, also a myth maker. ZAMN!!!!!! Avoid kyles at all costs.

Girl: Oh my god that person is so hot is he a myth maker?

Girl2: HE IS LIKE. TOTALLY A KYLEEE

by AwakenInNightmare July 9, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is the friend of a lifetime. He is exceeds at everything he does and also exceeds at making friends, he is a bit socially awkward, but I could care less because of how good of a friend he is!

Yo is that kyle?
Ya it is, lets get his autograph

by timtomtack October 16, 2019

kyle

the best person ever and will always be there for you no matter what he is the best of friends and i love him so much

girl- OMG, kyle my boyfriend just broke up with me

Kyle- aww its okay i still love you
Girl cries on his shoulder and he don't even care

by OK BOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRR March 26, 2020

Kyle

A guy no matter how much you try to get rid of, just keeps coming back. He won’t shut the fuck up until he wins . He is the life of the party and may be a little crazy, but he’s kinda a fag on the inside . He’s definitely a hillbilly.

“Who’s that Fag over there ?”
“Oh don’t mind him, that’s just hillbilly Kyle”

by Itsmodelotimeholms January 1, 2020