Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...
Hym 😹 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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October 31

Person 1: "Bro it's October 31! Imma try and steal that little girls candy."
Person 2: "Yo she's a whimp. I bet you'll get her candy easily."
by Cool_kid_2.0 October 30, 2019
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october 31

not only is this day for halloween, but the day to hookup with a D’Angelo. (has been revoked to a day of wielder's choice)
by only.true.answers November 9, 2019
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October 31

People who are born in October 31st are the most loyal, athletic, but also judged a lot because it’s the “devils birthday.” They are all most likely to die for anyone, even if they hate the person to death.
“Hey is your birthday on Halloween, (October 31st?)
“Yeah, why?”
“Cause you’re so loyal!”
by ThatOneWeirdoLol January 24, 2020
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October 31

October 31, what do you think it is. Halloween you stupid a$$ h0e :)
Person 1: bro guess what October 31 is!!
Person 2:taco tues-
Person 1-Halloween you idiot
by Tacos are cool đŸ€Ą October 27, 2019
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