april 23

a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.

you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!

by ihatemen:) October 18, 2021

July 23

National ❤️ Your twin day

Bob: what’s today?

Sandra: July 23

Billy: OH DONT YOU MEAN NATIONAL ❤️ YOUR TWIN DAY!!!!!

by SillyGoose2387 July 20, 2022

1:23

If you were to watch the now famous video of Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent, leaving the audience and judges flabbergasted by her singing skill, you might notice an extremely bitchy and ignorant girl one minute and twenty three seconds into the video. This girl scoffed and laughed when Boyle said she wanted to be a singer and pretty much labeled herself as an ignorant bitch.

She pretty much embodies all the cynicism and derision we all had towards Susan Boyle, and now she's being laughed and jeered at on a national scale.

Damn, that bitch at 1:23 is YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

by the.melodious.nocturne April 27, 2009

23:58

Also known as: 11:58 PM

A time of day in between 23:57 and 23:59.

- Hey, what time is it?
- It’s 23:58. Time to get to bed.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

December 23

National date your best friend day and they can’t reject or they are not a true friend. From here until New Years you have to date your best friend even if it’s the same gender. Have fun with it and do some couple shit

Me: Date me
Friend: No I’m straight
Me: But it’s December 23

by RetardedMouse December 20, 2020

October 23

On October 23, it’s national kick a will day
Kick any person named will on this day

“Hey what day is it

“It’s October 23”

“Oh my god it’s national kick a will day “

by Crazytrain42 October 17, 2019

August 23

dark and dangerous or whatever but also the worst texter even though they super fun to be with in person still the worst on the phone. aka RC

hey she was born on august 23 she’s cool but definitely the worst texter

by kyle mysterious w October 17, 2019