Kyle

Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"

Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.

Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*

by Linked Carts June 4, 2019

Kyle

Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"

"Bro, we should go to the beach and check out them hoes, they love to ride in my truck" -Kyle

by Big Chillin June 4, 2020

Kyle

The guy that nobody likes.

Kyle was so annoying today, he wouldn’t stop tapping the table.

by CharlieChops August 30, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.

Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019

Kyle

A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.

“If you drink Monster you immediately turn into a Kyle!”

by crudekid July 8, 2019

Kyle

2020 in a nutshell. Anything that possibly could have gone wrong did.

the literally is so unlikely to get a gf, must be a kyle!!

by Kyle Bansraj October 1, 2020

Kyle

Punches holes in drywall and drinks his cocaine with monster energy

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!

Kyle: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD DAVE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019