Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

crunchy brownie

Brownies with so much weed its more weed than brownie

Yo diego just made some crunchy brownies, he's about fuck some people up

by The big man down the lane December 4, 2019

Crunchy

To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level

Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.

Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.

by FeenAndCrunch March 12, 2019

Crunchy breath

It is a cough

Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor

by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018

Crunchy

Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.

Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022