Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 28, 2023

burrito peels

The strips of foil created as one unpeels a foil wrapped burrito.

That douche just left his burrito peels on the bench after he was done eating.

by bikepilgrim September 2, 2009

Fortnite burrito

When a girl diarrheas in ur mouth causing you to throw up inside her sphincter

Dude j.c gave me a good old fortnite burrito last night

by Deo demon January 22, 2022

bathroom burrito

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

cheese burrito

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.

1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard

by Chuchubug November 22, 2014

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016