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Slop Slurper 

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
Slop Slurper by BigLSharp September 4, 2024
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Terp slurper 

A quartz nail fitted with unique design elements that enhance flavor and reduce dab wastage
Many dab enthusiasts prefer to use a terp slurper because its unique design allows for more flavorful, low-temperature hits.
Terp slurper by Colelossel1 June 22, 2025

Turker slurper

Doing a hot rail after oral sex.
Hey Liz my Love, let's do a turker slurper and go to bed

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

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