The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

rock lee

a character in naruto who only uses taijutsu and is trying to show the world effort beats talent

wow he such a rock lee so hard working

by wise oogway June 21, 2022

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Comeback rock

The first piece of crack or meth, usually given free to a potential customer, in the hopes an addiction or desire for more will form.

I gave that fool a comeback rock. He was knocking on the door later that night for more.

by The real ODV March 13, 2025

Throwing a rock in your treads

Throwing a rock in someone’s treads is another way of saying that you are inconveniencing them or irritating them for fun.

*Alex and John are playing Counter Strike and Alex is spectating John*

Alex: HE’S IN THE SMOKE MAN HE’S IN THE SMOKE!!!”
(He’s trying to make John panic and perform poor for the sake of humor)
John: Shut the flip up man, I hate playing with you.
Alex: I’m just throwing a rock in your treads man.

by PorkTower December 4, 2024

dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.

You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.

by Minty7 February 9, 2024

Rocked

When something is really funny. Deriving from the physical action of leaning backwards or forwards when laughing at something.

That's so funny I ROCKED!

by Whitty88 January 15, 2020