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National Rape Day

Rape day is bullshit, there’s no such thing. If you think you can go around traumatizing people, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
Jake: Oh yeah bro, It’s National Rape Day I’m gonna go rape Emily today, can’t wait to traumatize her.

Emily: Hold my pepper spray.

THATS NOT OKAY. CONSENT IS NEEDED
by noellsux April 14, 2021
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Rainy Day Syndrome

Often abbreviated to RDS.
Rainy Day Syndrome is the instance where one has exhausted the supply of fun within one's household and begins to feel compelled to venture outdoors.
Guy: "Let's see....I've been on the PC and have been on various websites and contracted various viruses....I've tried to breed the cat and the dog....and I've experimented on hobos...I think I'll go outside".

Hobo: "Thanks to that kid's Rainy Day Syndrome, I now have 8 fingers on each hand and a rather large phallus protruding from my spinal cord".
by Shtig December 25, 2006
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Last Days of Humanity

Probably the most brutal band that ever existed. HARD GOREGRIND!!!!!
Last Days of Humanity makes Cannibal Corpse look like a silly little rock band.
by Mefisto December 28, 2008
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National Crush Day

National Crush Day can be any day, its a day to whoever have a crush and him/her would either post each other or sometimes even get bold and just be straight at him/her and get straight to the point.
National Crush Day is a day when people that like each other and basically revealing secrets to each other about why him/her likes each other
by 4knasiaa October 1, 2018
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National kiss day

National kiss day is April 13

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship
Single or taken kiss someone
On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them
by Lopez191 May 26, 2018
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500 Days of Summer

Hilariously serious movie that everyone should see. It'll teach you what love really is and isn't. Great ending that isn't ruined by a cheesy "guy-gets-the-girl" scenario, more real life than ever.

...almost as good as the Notebook :)

Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel
Did you see 500 Days of Summer? It's such a great movie.

"It's love, not Santa Clause."
by 500rocks August 11, 2009
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National Pegging Day

Its June 24th! Time to get the strap and take the ego of a man down a peg by pegging him on National Pegging Day (with consent of course).
by SourdoughBread April 10, 2021
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