october 22

national roast reese miller day, because she’s a freak.

happy national roast reese day, you can say anything and she can’t cry

october 22 is the day to roast reese miller

by reese lover 12 October 22, 2019

October 18

The swaggiest people are born on this day and you should be jealous!

I wish I was born on October 18th I would be so swaggy

by Ndnckdnd November 3, 2021

October 27th

A day where you can be as gay as you want with the girls whilst still being 1000% straight

Person 1: hey it’s October 27th, you know what this means
Person 2: we can finally marry

by imgaybutnohomo October 26, 2019

October 9th

The day to of the finest bitches was born!
Katrine and Malin
“In the summertime, I become a bitch”

Person 1: hey! U know what day it is?
Person 2: no bro!
Person 1: it’s Malin and Katrine’s birthday! October 9th!
Person 2: oh yeah bro! They’re some fiiine bitches in the summertime!

by Fryds April 18, 2019

October 7th

On October 7th, you should let your child buy whatever they like with their own money (even if you don’t want them to)

Child: “Can I buy robux”
Parent: “Of course you can! Because today is the 7th of October, Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day!”
October 7th is the Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day.

by notmeokk October 7, 2020

OCTOBER 18TH

Sit on your bfs lap day ! Sit on his lap .

Him : wdym it’s October 18th

Her : I supposed to sit on your lap today , we talked abt this yesterday.

by Cum-monsterrrrz October 15, 2021

October 24

National annoy your crush day.

“Oh it’s October 24th, I have to annoy her..!”

by I’m A Spoon October 23, 2019