third Wheel Syndrome

Third wheel syndrome is a problem with a person who can be in a conversation but pays no attention to it what so ever has a tendency to repeat what others have just said as they were not listening.it comes from never being someone number one person in life so they have never had attention paid to them fully thus never had to pay attention gets a lot worse over time

Mary: did you both see breaking bad last night
Sarah : yes was great
Mary: Tina ?
Tina : what?
Mary : ugh you have third wheel syndrome bad babe

by ByRik February 10, 2021

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010

RainbowX Syndrome 1223

This is a very deadly mental disorder that causes rainbowtardation which includes: Crying when someone hates rainbowX watching his videos every single day a lack of intelligence a lack of 0 grass touched and no father.
Who ever has this will defend anything thats said against rainbowX

RainbowX fan: AHAHAHHA RAINBOWX IS COOL POGGERS E BRUH
Random dude: oh shit god gave this man RainbowX Syndrome 1223

by Lolorator360 November 5, 2021

Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

by Dilkes July 7, 2011

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.

"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"

by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011

Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012