New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021

post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn

Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread

by Kamil118 February 23, 2021

tiny nigga nuts

when a guy got a tinny nigga nuts

why he got tiny nigga nuts

by wocky nuts masta March 16, 2021

above my nuts

it means to be up and doing something with yourself and not just sitting on ur ass and doing nothing when you have a goal to reach. when you're sitting, your nuts are on the same level as your lap instead of hanging underneath you. when your up, you're above your nuts.

Eugene: "she like me cause i'm above my nuts. never on my ass"

by rippeep March 28, 2021

Hum on my nuts

the perfect response when someone disagrees with you but you really couldn’t care less

you can hum on my nuts

by dicksnmuffins March 31, 2021

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023