Guy

He is the most sensetive and caring boy everyone likes him all the girls are into him but he doesnt give a single fuck

You are so guy

by Belikeyonce January 7, 2018

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striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)

go talk to your man striped sweater guy

by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017

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Bread guy

Bread guy is a fucking dumbass, he's my arch nemesis and he's evil as shit, he mains banhammer, who the fuck does that

Niko: Yo bro Bread guy? more like breast guy
Toast guy (me): so true bro

by Toastguy999 March 1, 2024

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Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

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