Poop

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by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Poop

shit shit shit shit

Poop is a fecal matter that will form over time in your body, When it's time to come out, it's coming out fast .

by Thejustificat July 25, 2022

poop

funny poo uh oh stinky

my poop is itching and how can i itch my poop?

by FunnyJokesThatIsFunny July 25, 2022

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

Poop

A toddler's favorite wordy and if you ad Y to the end, their go-to insult.

Person 1 Can I pwease have a cookie?
Person 2 No, it's almost dinner time.
Person 1 You're a poopy poop!

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022