Small Penis Club

Sorry Bro, you can't see this because of yourChonky pp

Some dude with a small penis: sorry dude you can't enter the small penis club
You: oof

by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020

Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

penis ball sack

A term used to describe a godly figure and an acsended being

Person1: "Hey Greg, wanna go watch a mov...."
Person2: "Don't speak to me mortal I have become penis ball sack

by Shovel_n_spade_wade November 5, 2019

Penis X Vagina

The perfect ship of 2 objects, also what happens when you fuck

(Person): Hey there, wana go Penis X Vagina?
(another Person): Sure!

by anonymous October 22, 2020

extreme penis sex

When sex with a penis goes to the extreme.

Man: I am tired of regular penis sex, tonight we're doing extreme penis sex

by Extreme Penis Sex October 28, 2020