Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

serving meat

originated from tyfrxcis on tik tok. Similar to the phrase “you did your big one” meaning good job/ good shit

you serving meat with this one unc

by luhrewski March 28, 2024

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

The Super Meat Boy Effect

The Super Meat Boy Effect is an effect coined by the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Failboat where the idea is the task at hand isn't that hard, but the issue is that because you died to it so much, you now die on the other parts because you're trying to get to the part you're having trouble faster, which then causes the cycle to loop all over again.

Guy: Goddammit! Why can't I get to the end?!
Guy 2: Looks like The Super Meat Boy Effect is in full play.

by beafrbro March 1, 2025

Liquid Meat

a term used for "blood", because from a compositional standpoint, blood is very much similar to lean meat. Both consist predominantly of protein and water. This similarity in composition means that hygienically collected blood can be used for human consumption in various cultures.

Ironically, sausages and sauce thickeners contain blood.

Should I drain this liquid meat from this animal or not?

by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

Meat-Whistle

Someone who sucks on a meat swizzle stick. Also could be used in term of endearment.

I love you ,but you can be such a meat-whistle sometimes bro.

by Meatwhistle27 June 29, 2021