Juice

Juice is my most prized possesion. Yes, I love my friends, but they don't help me when my throat is dry, or I just need something to hold me off until dinner. I love juice so much and it needs to be appreiated more. What's cake without juice? What's anything without juice? I'm sure you all know about Hannibal, I'm positive he ate flesh with juice. Not only this, but there's so many flavors! Hate grapes? We have apple. Don't like that? Get some punch. Don't you even dare get me started on passionate fruit, it isn't only the best, but the reason I'm here to this day.

Wow, how can anyone hate juice? Allergic or not, it's worth dying for.

by homosexual carrot October 9, 2016

Go-Go Juice

Any Energy Drink mixed with Liquor

The Go-Go Juice had me goin in the club.

by BigEasy58 March 6, 2020

Orange Juice

The most delicious beverage ever invented

Don't drink orange juice after brushing your teeth

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

cabinet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine

I was way too drunk drinking that cabinet juice my uncle had

by The original Queen Bee June 20, 2017

Fondle Juice

Fondle Juice has been around for thousands of years.

It was created by someone known has Callum Gregory but he has passed away now.

It has been used to fix erectile discfunctions.

Hey Bryn I think I need some fondle Juice my penis is floppy again.

by TheAquixIm October 22, 2018

comfy juice

The perfect blend of whiskey flavoured liqueur Southern Comfort, preferably a 50cl portion or so, mixed with lemonade. Red bull can also be added for that extra kick (Comfortabull).

Bartender, set me some Comfy Juice.

by Ruebuoy Aga August 2, 2006

mad juice

Gang slang for Respect- most commonly referenced to the Bloods and the Crips.

Yo, you see his new ice? Mad juice.

by Deckerton February 27, 2017