Ice juice

When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice
"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."
by PapaTop April 03, 2020
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Juice o’ the pussy

The beautiful, succulent, almost god-like cream that departs the vagina after you put on jorts
by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum April 24, 2021
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hot dog juice

the supliment to my cream... yum
by BitchBackUp October 08, 2018
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Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 12, 2024
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Douche Juice

Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
by Boleym October 12, 2018
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skin juice

Any form of bodily secretion typically left on paper money
I liked a dollar bill and stuck it to my forehead with my skin juice for good luck
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 16, 2013
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