dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross
by jadkfjwreo October 25, 2017
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Hand-In-Two

1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.

2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.
by LPAddict March 25, 2010
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Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
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Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.
“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”
by RS Grant February 27, 2024
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Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.
I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!
by sarcastic potatoe December 13, 2024
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Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
by Sassy Smike March 01, 2006
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Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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