There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
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After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.
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