pop quiz

A written or oral questioning-session dat's administered in an attempt to find out if you're da male half of a particular individual's parents.

Merely giving a horny dude a pop quiz ain't gonna reliably determine if he's da sperm donor of a love-child --- only DNA tests can prove dat.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023

jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.

BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

Popped

When one is financially inadequate therefore his pockets are similar to being empty,drained,or “popped”

Your pockets are popped like a balloon

Security:$20 to get in the party if you don’t got ya ID
Bro 1: Yeah i got $20 what’s ur Cashapp
Bro 2: Bro i’m popped, ion got my wallet
Bro 1: shiiii ion know you getting in gang

by anonymous May 28, 2024

pop skeet

The Sound your shoes make after you swerve that fat ass that is annoying you

"I just got Pop Skeet stuck in my head after the basketball game."

by Milk Pelitt May 14, 2018

Popping off

When you are mad at your coworker so you place your nutsack on their work keyboard

Did you see Tim got fired? What for? He was apparently caught in his coworker’s office popping off.

by BcusedtobefromDC January 21, 2023

Ian Pop

To shoot out a hard turd nugget with the force of a potato gun.

Fast moving projectile turd nugget.

If they don't let my pregnant wife use the restroom, I'm going to Ian Pop.

The thud and sound resonations from the Ian Pop hitting the restaurant window got everyone's attention.

by Inconceivable1 September 4, 2022

pop loaf

A short, unattractive guy with a really hot sister.

Brody is such a pop loaf omg.

by lizardboy55 June 9, 2021