Tommy James Is The Best
by Bob And Logan May 08, 2022
Carter James
by superdupersupercupermupercool February 20, 2022
by Ogganan December 31, 2023
Sex; Fuck Boy
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.
When a man cheats on you for 10 months and you find out about it in front of the football team, don’t cause a scene, do this instead…say
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.
by PettyRepublican0323 January 05, 2022
Well known for ending Christian James entire career. He is also taller than him and a better basketball player than him.
by Kyle In The Van April 01, 2021
A fat, sweaty, retard who lives on top of the fryer in poverty with his hoore cat crystal whilst he shoves all nine fingers up it’s bumhole.
by Wee-cassy June 27, 2019
The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 01, 2025