Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010

Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Dubai drug fart

It's a sex term that when you have sex you cover your dick in cocaine then have your gf fart on it to get the warm sensational feeling then have your gf like the balls so they stick to the cocaine then shove your dick in her ass then like it and get high

Ohh it's sooo goood (Dubai drug fart)

by I want the Kermit Fry's November 16, 2019

poop smell fart

The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.

Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!

by Strangers are scary November 21, 2017

Stinky fart chickpeas

When u open a can of chickpeas and they smell like stinky farts. You then tell your friends about it but they say it’s actually you making the stinky fart smell. You are now questioning things.

You: *open can* ewww that smells like stinky fart chickpeas
You: hey friends, this smells like stinky fart.
Friends: that’s you doing the stinky fart.

You: no

by Jjwhatwhat March 27, 2020

Burger King Fart

A fart usually that comes after eating any amount of Burger King. It has a really specific smell, and after you fart you'll surely get the Burger King shits. This can also come without eating any BK at all. AKA just a really smelly fart.

Damn, I think I got those Burger King Farts.

by aviddicksucker May 15, 2020

drops by to fart in the hallway

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.

Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.

by deepmaroon September 23, 2020